College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.
Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.
I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.