Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.
It's a human instinct to be known.
Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'