Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.
I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.
Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.
Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.