Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.

Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.

In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.