My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'
The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.
Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.
Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?
Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.