Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I'm home?' And my mother said, 'You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.' And I said, 'Yes, but you see, I've reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?'

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.