Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

I don't see the point of watching men exercise.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.