I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.