Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.
The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?
The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.
Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'