I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
I don't see the point of watching men exercise.
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.
My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'
I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.