In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'

The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.