In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.

It's a human instinct to be known.

There are different types of art, and you just have to follow where things take you. It helps me with my desire to perform live. That's something that a lot of actors and actresses don't get to experience on a regular basis.

Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.