Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?
Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?
TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.
The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.