My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?
I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.
Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.