Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.
For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.
TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.