Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.

Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.

Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.