Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.

It's a human instinct to be known.

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

I don't see the point of watching men exercise.