Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.

I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I'm home?' And my mother said, 'You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.' And I said, 'Yes, but you see, I've reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?'

I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?