Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.
Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.