The waiters in France could all be senators in the US.
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.
The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.
The idea that you're supposed to do everything on your own is absurd. You can't.