How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

I don't see the point of watching men exercise.

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.