Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.

For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.

It's a human instinct to be known.

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.