Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours.' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco.'

In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.