Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.
The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.
My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'