Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?

Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.

There are different types of art, and you just have to follow where things take you. It helps me with my desire to perform live. That's something that a lot of actors and actresses don't get to experience on a regular basis.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.