I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.

I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.