My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet?
Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.
I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.
Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.