I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks.

Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'

I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.