The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.

Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.

It's a human instinct to be known.