The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.

I don't see the point of watching men exercise.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours.' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco.'