The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.

Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'