My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.

I just went home to Illinois, and I asked my family, 'Are you guys planning on talking in those accents the whole time I'm home?' And my mother said, 'You used to talk like that, too, Tasha.' And I said, 'Yes, but you see, I've reinvented myself. Do you have any idea who I think I am?'

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.