I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.
I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?
Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.