The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.

Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours.' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco.'

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.

For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.