In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.

Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.