In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.

Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.

Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay attention also to what people are laughing at when you are just talking in regular conversation. Often that is when you are truly being yourself.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?