Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.

Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours.' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco.'

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.

The only thing that makes me cry at weddings is the DJ's playlist.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.