I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.

Don't be intimidated by my outfit, it's Forever 21.

Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours.' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco.'

Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.