I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.

The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.