How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.

I have always been very fond of them (drama critics) . . . I think it is so frightfully clever of them to go night after night to the theatre and know so little about it.

I write at high speed because boredom is bad for my health.

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.

You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was inevitable.

Criticism and Bolshevism have one thing in common. They both seek to pull down that which they could never build.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.