How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.

Christmas is at our throats again.

Madame Bovary is the sexiest book imaginable. The woman's virtually a nyphomaniac but you won't find a vulgar word in the entire thing.

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.

You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was inevitable.

It's no use to go and take courses in playwriting any more than it's much use taking courses in acting. Better play to a bad matinée in Hull, it will teach you much more than a year of careful instruction.