Acting is not a state of being ... but a state of appearing to be.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on.

It's no use to go and take courses in playwriting any more than it's much use taking courses in acting. Better play to a bad matinée in Hull, it will teach you much more than a year of careful instruction.

Marriage is the aftermath of love.