Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.

The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.

I've been in theaters. Like Brian Regan, who I love - loved him so much more when he did the Improvs. And then in a big theater - nobody's that good.

My dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!

It is better to be idle than employed in ill.