Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.

Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.

There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.

If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

There hasn't been an original voice in stand-up since Sam Kinison.

Love is an artful arrangement of artless pretensions, whereby we labor to appear innocent in what we desire to be most cunning.

Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.