I've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.

There's that saying, "I don't know art, but I know what I like." The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.

It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.

Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.

None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.