It's a very odd thing with Hollywood, where you do stand-up, you're good at it, then they go, "How would you like to be a horrible actor?" Then you say, "All right, that sounds good. I'll do that."

In love, we are best pleased when we please others.

Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.

We are often less grieved at disappointments than at ourselves for having said much concerning the certainty of our expectations.

When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.

Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.

We are happy at the respect others pay our favorites, because we consider it a lively confirmation of our own choice, and as so much homage reflected on ourselves.