When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.

Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.

I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.

Happiness is less regulated by external circumstances than inward enjoyment. Whoever is happy in the satisfaction of himself feels imperturbable felicity; but he, who trusts entirely to the world for the disposition of his peace, must inevitably participate [in] many privations and disappointments.