Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.

It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.

Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.

All kinds of violence on the TV. You're not supposed to watch violence on the TV. Children, they can't watch it 'cause they're afraid maybe the kids will copy something they see on the TV. I can't even get a funny cartoon anymore because some 12-year-old somewhere watched a particularly violent episode of the Road Runner-Coyote show, and the next day, they found him at the bottom of a canyon, two giant springs strapped to his feet.

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.

It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.