Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.

I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.

I've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.

I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.

If it wasn't so pointless and ridiculous, it would be more humiliating. Also, if there [Hollywood] weren't so many people as bad as myself - equally untalented people - it would be even more humiliating.

This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.