Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.

My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.

There's that saying, "I don't know art, but I know what I like." The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.

Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing!

Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

I just got back from New York. You ever been there? There was a big gay parade going on there when I was there, and I never been to one of them, and I like a parade. I always like a parade. So, I go there, and it turns out, it's just a bunch of gay guys.