There's that saying, "I don't know art, but I know what I like." The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.

Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.

Our passions may be compared to certain slaves--the more severity we show them, the better they obey us.

I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.

Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.