The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.

A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.

If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.

Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.

You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can't talk about it enough. They even got poems. They'll say, 'It's not the motion of the ocean, it's the boat of the lotion.' I've even heard variants..., it's not the tree or the size, it's the axe that you wax.' It's a whole sub-genre of poetry now that's taught in many of our finer institutions.

Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.

I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.