OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'

A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.

I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.

If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.

We advise others better than ourselves.

There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.