As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.

Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.

Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.

I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.

You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin' life again? Man, that's rough, eh?

You're used to a TV show, and TV is just made for TV shows. It's not made for live events.So anyways, I was resistant to it, but I did it anyway.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.