Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
Norm MacDonaldI'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
Norm MacDonaldA capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
Norm MacDonaldI don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
Norm MacDonald