Generally I don't like traveling around saying the exact same thing. I don't think that's a very good thing to do with your life.

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.

There's that saying, "I don't know art, but I know what I like." The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.

RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.

I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.

It's tough to know who's better in cliff diving. Like, you see a guy diving off a cliff and you go, Oh, man, a guy diving off a cliff! And then another guy'd dive- Oh, there's another guy diving off a cliff there. But you can't tell who's better, y'know? Like, uh- if you survive at all, hey, you're a great- you're a great cliff diver there. There's only two classifications in cliffdiving. There's, uh- 'Grand Champion' and then, uh- 'Stuff On a Rock.' Very hard to make a comeback in that sport, I'll tell you that.

If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault.