The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.

I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.

In love, we are best pleased when we please others.

Some men mistake generosity for charity: these flatter themselves that they are giving gratuitously, whilst they are merely rewarding secret services offered their vanity.

I just got back from New York. You ever been there? There was a big gay parade going on there when I was there, and I never been to one of them, and I like a parade. I always like a parade. So, I go there, and it turns out, it's just a bunch of gay guys.

The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.

Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.