You can't love your team without hating another team.
Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.
The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.
You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.