Actually, with those dirty movies, I find like, they're good for about fifteen, twenty minutes. I'm really interested. And, then, uh, there's one point, that all of a sudden I'm bored. You know? I just lose interest completely and I feel deeply ashamed.
Norm MacDonaldThe standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
Norm MacDonaldThe first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
Norm MacDonaldIf you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.
Norm MacDonald