I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.
Norm MacDonaldChastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
Norm MacDonaldI've seen people in theaters, and it just doesn't work, because you're talking to the guy next to you the whole time.
Norm MacDonaldI've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.
Norm MacDonaldI've been offered political shows before, and I don't know anything about politics and I feel uncomfortable making political opinions - there's consequences to them. I often think I'm wrong, so I really don't like getting in political or religious discussions because of the giant possibility that I might be wrong.
Norm MacDonald