In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.
Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.
It is the folly of weak-minded people, to imagine they are what flattery or conceit represents them; and that it is useless for them to be what they are not, since they seem already to have acquired the reputation of it.