I guess [Richard] Pryor was that good. I never saw him in a theater, but I imagine he was that good, because he was such a phenomenal actor.

I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.

This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.

The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.

I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.

I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.