I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.

The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.

There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.

Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.

Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.

A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.

The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.