The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.

Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.

The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday Night Live - and that's why it gets a lot of heat, too. Obviously it gets criticism fairly, too. But a lot of it is because Lorne [Michaels] lets the audience decide and doesn't force them to laugh.

I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.

RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.

Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.