[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].

Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.

There's that saying, "I don't know art, but I know what I like." The inverse is kind of true. I know art, but I don't know what I like. You get so immersed in it that nothing appeals to you.

My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.

Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.

The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday Night Live - and that's why it gets a lot of heat, too. Obviously it gets criticism fairly, too. But a lot of it is because Lorne [Michaels] lets the audience decide and doesn't force them to laugh.

OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'