[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].

We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.

The character of giving advice often makes us accountable for the conduct of those we advise.

A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.

I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.