[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].

Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.

We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.

The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.

This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.