[sam] Kinison, when he started out, he'd come to Canada when I was first starting, and he'd always [bomb].

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.

Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.

Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.

In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.

Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.

I'm no good at anything but comedy, which I think I'm good at. I'm absolutely no good at networking; I'm terrible at acting; I'm terrible at dealing with executives; I'm terrible at collaborating. And I say whatever I want to say. But I think I'm good enough at comedy that I can survive. And I don't really have an ambition for money.