I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.

There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.

I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.

Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.

I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.

Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.