Some men mistake generosity for charity: these flatter themselves that they are giving gratuitously, whilst they are merely rewarding secret services offered their vanity.

The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.

RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.

Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.

Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.