With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.

You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.

I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.