Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.
Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.
You can't love your team without hating another team.
Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!
I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.