All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
Norm MacDonaldThe reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
Norm MacDonaldBack in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I've seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he's lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
Norm MacDonald