It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.

Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.

Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.

I'm not original, but I strive toward it as much as possible. I tried really hard on Weekend Update to do something that I considered original, which was, I tried to cut all cleverness out of the joke.

If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.