It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

I just got back from New York. You ever been there? There was a big gay parade going on there when I was there, and I never been to one of them, and I like a parade. I always like a parade. So, I go there, and it turns out, it's just a bunch of gay guys.

I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.

Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.

I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.

We would seldom be deceived by flattery, did our own conceit not promote the delusion.