A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.

Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.

RIP Amy Winehouse. We lost a true heroin addict today.

If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.

In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.

The only two TV shows I saw do that, where they don't warm them up and you can really bomb, was Saturday Night Live - and that's why it gets a lot of heat, too. Obviously it gets criticism fairly, too. But a lot of it is because Lorne [Michaels] lets the audience decide and doesn't force them to laugh.