There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
Norm MacDonaldOur passions may be compared to certain slaves--the more severity we show them, the better they obey us.
Norm MacDonaldThe vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.
Norm MacDonald