In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.
Were there no fools, there would be no flatterers.
There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.