Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish!

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.

I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you're all right. I don't have to go to premières.

If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious.

They that are virtuous from principle may receive confidence in every capacity; but they that are so from custom or habit, are capable of trust only in matters of ordinary and settled occurrence.

I guess [Richard] Pryor was that good. I never saw him in a theater, but I imagine he was that good, because he was such a phenomenal actor.