The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
Norm MacDonaldThe Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.
Norm MacDonaldI don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.
Norm MacDonaldYour worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.
Norm MacDonald