The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.

There's no show business in Canada, so everybody just did stand-up and we all thought, "Oh, we'll just keep doing stand-up." And then I'm like, "There's more work in the States."

If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.

It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.