All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
Norm MacDonaldI don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
Norm MacDonaldI sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.
Norm MacDonaldA proper disposition of time leaves a man at leisure in the very bustle of affairs; without delaying the attention of his concerns to the last or giving them unnecessary application at first: it affords a season for everything by affording everything its proper season.
Norm MacDonald