Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.
Norm MacDonaldA capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.
Norm MacDonaldI'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio.
Norm MacDonaldMy dad had this thing - everyone in Canada wants to play hockey; that's all they want to do. So when I was a kid, whenever we skated my dad would not let us on the ice without hockey sticks, because of this insane fear we would become figure skaters!
Norm MacDonald